Galileo in Don’t Mess with Earth

In my novel, “Don’t Mess With Earth,” Galileo Galilei is a Terran astronomer who decides to go to to Earth to convince the powers-that-be that the Earth revolves around the sun and not the other way around. In real life, he was a normal human who tried the exact same thing and was punished for his opposing views to official doctrine from the “Church.” My story goes almost the same way….

In this, Galileo meets Michelangelo who is painting the Sistine Chapel, but had also somehow gotten his hands on drawings for a glider. This interests Galileo, so he helps Michelangelo build the glider. They build it, and decide to present the glider flying to the Pope and the powers-that-be. The flight is successful, but the Pope comes to Galileo and tells him that if “men were supposed to fly, he would’ve given us wings.” Galileo tells the Pope what he thinks of him the Swiss guards then beat down the scientist, and then they burn the glider and tell Michelangelo that he is in danger of being a heretic, but, if he creates something new for the Church, he may be forgiven, so the artist caring only about his name in history, agrees and creates the Statue of David.

Galileo gets dragged down to a dungeon and beaten by the Swiss guards. Word reaches Terra that their scientist is in trouble, so a covert team is sent in to extract him. They extract him, blow up the building housing the dungeon/prison, causing a massive fire that sweeps up most of Rome, and the Pope vows to find him, even if they have to search all over the New World for the scientist. On Terra, Galileo is banned from ever leaving the planet again.

Plotlines in “Don’t Mess With Earth”

I just thought I’d write a little about what is in my new novel.

I have King Arthur and Merlin as the advanced humans, Terrans, who come to Earth to have a little fun on the British Isles around the time that the Vikings, Danes, and Normans try to invade. Merlin uses their advanced technology to create Excalibur and uses computer technology to make sure the sword only comes out of the stone for Arthur.  The people then make Arthur their King, the Round Table is created with the Knights coming along with it. They go on all sorts of grand adventures, take out invading barbarians, until the Terran authorities come to arrest Arthur and Merlin. Arthur claims he is going to go search for the Holy Grail, and they disappear from Earth.

Galileo is also a Terran, but he is an actual astronomer. He tries to convince the powers that be at the time that the Earth revolves around the sun, not the other way around. I have him interact with Michelangelo, who steals the glider plans from Leonardo Da Vinci, and they try to fly, only for the Pope and his men burn up the glider. Galileo is arrested, beaten, and sentenced to death. The Terrans send in a covert team and extract him, but destroying half of Rome in the process. Galileo returns to Terra not ever wanting to return to Earth.

Genghis Khan and Saladin are also Terrans, who met up in Baghdad to wage war. They delighfully watch as the Mongols and Muslims destroy each other, then the Mongols lay waste to Baghdad afterwards. A few years later, Khan goes to Rome as Marco Polo to try to get Europe to conduct trade with China, but he isn’t able to convince anyone to do so. He returns to Terra angry.

Stay tuned for more. Find out why Roanoke Colony disappeared, why the Salem Witch Trials began, and why Amelia Earhart disappeared.